Computer Terms Like You've Never Heard Them
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Okay. You were looking for some computer training to make yourself a better realtor, right? Well, here it is. Today's lesson includes some key definitions. And even though you thought you knew these, think again (read slow and imagine yourself in a rockin char in the Ozarks)...
Log on: Making a wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add no more wood.
Monitor: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
Mega hertz: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
Floppy disc: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
Windows: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
Screen: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
Byte: Whut them dang flys do.
Chip: Munchies fer the TV.
Micro chip: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
Modem: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
Lap top: Whar the kitty sleeps.
Keyboard: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
Software: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
Mouse: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
And did you know that the Wisemen of Christmas were really firemen? They came from "a fire" (afar).
(The computer definitions above were gleaned from Arky's computer lingo page where you can view the rest of the list - with Arkansan music in the background! Also, check out: How to tell if an Arky has worked on a computer.)
Log on: Making a wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add no more wood.
Monitor: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
Mega hertz: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
Floppy disc: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
Windows: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
Screen: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
Byte: Whut them dang flys do.
Chip: Munchies fer the TV.
Micro chip: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
Modem: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
Lap top: Whar the kitty sleeps.
Keyboard: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
Software: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
Mouse: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
And did you know that the Wisemen of Christmas were really firemen? They came from "a fire" (afar).
(The computer definitions above were gleaned from Arky's computer lingo page where you can view the rest of the list - with Arkansan music in the background! Also, check out: How to tell if an Arky has worked on a computer.)
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