Crazy Laws in California
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Okay, y' all. It's time to take a break from talking about real estate and blogging. For a breather instead I've got a Top Ten List of Crazy Laws in California Cities for you. These are compiled by someone with authority in this area (me?) as I read them on a website you'll want to check out later for all the other crazy laws it has listed. (And you best be careful to obey these laws the next time you visit these cities. No more excuses.) Here is the Top Ten Crazy Laws in California Cities List (according to yours truly):
10. Belvedere. City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Explanation
9. San Francisco. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
8. San Francisco. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
7. Los Angeles. Toads may not be licked. Explanation
6. Eureka. Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
5. Palm Springs. It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
4. San Francisco. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. (Anything under that is okay?)
3. San Diego. The owner of houses with Christmas lights on them past February 2nd may be fined up to $250.
2. Los Angeles. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
1. Chico. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (There's no fine outside the city limits?)
(Gleaned from Dumb Laws in California website.)
10. Belvedere. City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Explanation
9. San Francisco. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
8. San Francisco. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
7. Los Angeles. Toads may not be licked. Explanation
6. Eureka. Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
5. Palm Springs. It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
4. San Francisco. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. (Anything under that is okay?)
3. San Diego. The owner of houses with Christmas lights on them past February 2nd may be fined up to $250.
2. Los Angeles. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
1. Chico. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (There's no fine outside the city limits?)
(Gleaned from Dumb Laws in California website.)
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3 Comments:
I knew about the Camel one LOL. But a nuclear device in City Limits!!! That is just crazy.
These are amazing. Thanks so much for the content and the link! Put it all over Twitter; hope many people read it...so funny. I love the mistakes people can make with English, but beyond that, some of them are just really funny.
#3 is not that crazy. People should be fine for their laziness and bringing down home values by leaving xmas decorations up longer than one month pass the holiday.
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