More Humor To Lighten Your Load
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I got the following from a fellow ActiveRainer's blog. She got it from a Color For Real Estate magazine. Isn't it true that some real estate terms can have a double-meaning?:REAL ESTATE GLOSSARY OF TERMS
Spacious = Average
Charming = Small
Comfortable = Very Small
Cozy = Very, Very Small
Low Maintenance = No Lawn
Walk to Stores = Nowhere to park your car
Prestigious = Expensive
Bright and Sunny = Venetian blinds not included
Townhouse = Former tenement
Modern = 30 to 40 years old
Contemporary = At least 15 years old
Sprawling Ranch = Inefficient floor plan
Natural Setting = Forget about planting, the deer will eat everything
Secluded Setting = Far Away
Near houses of worship = Fanatical denomination next door
Park-like Setting = A tree on the block
Unaffected Charm = Needs Painting
Starter Home = Run Down
Hurry! Won't Last Long = About to collapse
Labels: humor, laugh out loud, real estate
posted by Unknown at 8:54 AM
1 Comments:
Thanks Mike for the posting. In our profession -- there are days that a good chuckle is just what we need. This was a good one. Again -- Thanks for the laugh. Brenda
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