Still More Humor to Lighten Your Load

Even real estate agents need a laugh from time to time. (Ya think?) The following funnies were found on the website links below. Take some time to visit them to get some more laughs. And remember: "A merry heart doeth good like medicine."

1. Owner to a house hunter: "Yes, the kitchen is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won't do much cooking anyway."

2. My friend, Marilyn, a real estate agent, had difficulty getting a listing from a customer whose theory was that "there is no substitute for experience." After he asked her a third time how many years she had been in the business, she told him: "Sir, there is a little-known historical fact that Moses brought three tablets down from the mountain - two were the Ten Commandments and the other was my real-estate license!" She got the listing.

3. A.R.M. - First part of body that is twisted during real estate negotiations.

4. Easement - The right of one agency to trespass on another agency's exclusive property.

5. Closing Statement - "Thank God".

For more laughs, visit: Becquet.com Humor and SurReal Estate Humor.