Top 5 Real Estate Funnies (and more)

Just a light-hearted and quick post today with some real estate jokes for your pleasure. These are the top five (in my mind) I came across in my searches. Click on the links in each funny for more funnies. Enjoy! (Realtors will want to especially visit the site highlighted in #2.)

#1: My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if the Governor hadn't pardoned him. (from West Side Real Estate Humor site)

#2: Furthermore this very fine house comes with all the whistles and bells you can possibly imagine, including the front door. (from The Funniest Real Estate Blunders site)

#3: Realtor sign--We have "lots" to be thankful for. (from Real Estate Humor site)

#4: I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after. (from Tropic Shores Realty site)

#5: If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments. (from Real Estate Jokes Humor and Satire site)